Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them.
-George Santayana

Any people willing to trade their essential freedoms for the illusion of temporary security deserve neither, and shall soon lose both.
-Benjamin Franklin

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.
-George Jefferson

God has no religion.

I like Christ. It is Christians I dread for they are so very unlike Christ.

-Mohandas Ghandi

As the government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility of Musselmen (Muslims); and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan (Islamic) nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

-John Adams, from a Treaty with Tripoli, 1796.

All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry

- Edgar Allan Poe.

The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.

• I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

• The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

• If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?

• JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself

• How Can You Disbelieve Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?

• Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made? A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.

• Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex

• I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.

• WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.

• Religion: the original pyramid scheme.

• The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children

• Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

• Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

• God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?

• When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.

• No Gods. No Mullets.

• When you kill one man you're a murderer, a bunch you're a psycho, thousand and you're a hero, millions you're a conqueror and if you kill them all… you are God!

• Transubstantiation: Just say no to cannibalism.

• Anything God can't do we can do better.

• Atheist: a man who sells his soul to get money to give to the needy; theist; one who takes from the needy to protect his soul.

• Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

• Evangelical Agnostic: God? I don't know and neither do you. God? I don't care and neither should you.

• The clergy build castles in the sky; the religious live in them and the rest of us have to pay their rent.

• Relax. We did not suffer before our births and we can't suffer when we're gone.

• I wouldn't send God to hell, if i could, but I would commit Him.

• If evil exists there is nothing that can be done about it, but if suffering is only caused by ignorance, then there is true hope.

• We think, therefore there is hope.

• Good does not require religion, but it is threatened by it.

• All religious extremism begins as religious moderation.

• Most religions preach tolerance until one of them gets the upper hand.

• A fool is guided by religion; the wise question it, and politicians abuse it.

• Faith is the refusal to see reality. Sanity is the insistence on reality.

• Believers made God in their image: violent and irrational.

• Jesus, save me from your followers.

• God was more than capable of judging people, without help before you were born

• God hates you, and that's why he's letting you die.

• You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing

• And God said unto His followers, 'Get on your knees and prey.'

• Creationism: Holy Shit!

• I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

• How many prophets does it take to make a profit?

• Science: It Works, Bitches.

• "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

• I Found God Between The Sheets

• I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent

• My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

• Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten

• If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

• Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

• ALL Americans Are African Americans

• I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?